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Mid-May
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cainciaphas at yahoo.com
no real mystery there, it's just my idol ciaphas cain, the laziest man alive :)
and now, back to being poor!!!
[Max Renn]
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2008-05-18 08:54:24 |
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Mid-May
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I'm still at the same email for my work, still have the same home email too. If you can't remember my home email it's: firstname.surname@xtra.co.nz drop me a line [belletearawa]
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2008-05-14 03:19:07 |
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Mid-May
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ah I'm looking forward to it, lots of new good places to eat and lounge around these days and the weather is not bad, warmer than it used to be. Now all I need do is find a way to send along my cell number and email 
[Max Renn]
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2008-05-13 04:41:39 |
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N/A
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Where are you mistress? it's almost mid-may and you're not here 
[Max Renn]
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2008-05-12 14:32:33 |
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Belle dear, Is Max in this photograph? The reason I ask is, Marko and Onyi were married last month and he sent photos to me. Apart from the guy in the centre, these are the only people wo are obviously NOT black like Marko. So why would he send a photograph of people that I dont know? I figure he wouldn't!! The process of deduction says that Max must be in this photo, even though I've been to ask him and he says "No - that he was in hospital having glass removed from his eye. Do I believe that? I don't know - ple....a.....se, tell me !!!! (ps. New diary, more story; Emmirene.) Emmi [Emmirene]
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2007-11-07 02:26:58 |
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Either it's me or everything you say has just the right hint of innuendo to it mistress. Bouncing is indeed an option, my Oliver Reed physique and voice would do well but these days I'm looking more Orson Welles than anyone else. Perhaps I should advertise sherry..
return to me mistress, Haagen Dazs have had a long overdue renovation and there's a good Thai place in Soho that both Ozzies and Kiwis claim as authentic and I know how fussy you buggers are :)
[Max Renn]
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2007-09-18 19:39:13 |
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Talk is cheap, and so are...ah hi honey how are you? my plan to trnsform myself into a godlike visage not unlike King Leonidas is proceeding nicely, I've acquired a red loin cloth and a spear :) hurry soon mistress, much worship must be offered :)
[Max Renn]
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2007-09-07 16:59:38 |
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Thanks for that Emmi... I'll have a go at getting organised, but you might want to keep your fingers crossed [belletearawa]
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2007-09-01 01:43:27 |
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Oh wonderful, Belle - Thank you for gracing us with your presence.It's so boring without you and Max and Marko, around so often but Marko put in an appearance yesterday, Max a couple of weeks ago. People! Please get your respective act/s together and TRY to write at the same time. I love that you know each other and so you have that healthy, disparagingly chatty relationship that marks old friendships. So good to hear from you Belle. Emmi [Ryene]
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2007-08-31 02:14:46 |
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...is it hot in here?
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I'm two weeks later than Max, but I have the same question. Belle, Where are you, my dear??? Emmi [Ryene]
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2007-08-25 04:50:07 |
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...is it hot in here?
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Mistress, where are you?
[Max Renn]
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2007-08-09 08:00:47 |
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...is it hot in here?
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I still think of you every time I'm on the train and see posters for teaching kids about the standard deviants. Your name is usually the first one I conjure which reminds me, how much longer are you going to deprive me? I need someone to keep me line 
[Max Renn]
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2007-05-31 02:41:04 |
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...is it hot in here?
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you make everything sound so...deviant :)
[Max Renn]
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2007-05-30 06:32:37 |
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...is it hot in here?
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Waiting for what my dear? If it's another entry I'm afraid you're out of luck 
[Max Renn]
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2007-05-30 03:15:27 |
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...is it hot in here?
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Hullo Ms Blonde Belle, Just a note to say; If you type 'Ryene' into Author search - on your left, and hit find, you'll come to my new diary. I've deleted the Marysa diary, as I'm done with dialoguing it. Would so love to see a photograph of this new improved 'Blonde' belle??!! Emmi [Ryene]
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2007-04-22 14:59:00 |
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...is it hot in here?
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hehehe... you know me too well  And the blonde looks fab - trust me Mistress [belletearawa]
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2007-04-09 05:41:29 |
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...is it hot in here?
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The world is still reeling from your last night of debauchery, the infamous 'night of a thousand moans' which is legendary in some parts of the world :)
Maneater 
[Max Renn]
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2007-04-08 09:32:18 |
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...is it hot in here?
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ash blonde? no way! er I mean, splendid 
[Max Renn]
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2007-04-07 12:27:34 |
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...is it hot in here?
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I know wha you mean - I'm back on the diet after next weekend (big party for mum). I'm going to lose another 10 kgs...which is needed. So when you see me next year I'll be hopefully trim, taut & terrific! 1 good positive for the moment is that I have a fabulous hair cust & colour.... I'm an ash blonde and loving it  Mistress [belletearawa]
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2007-04-07 07:38:43 |
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...is it hot in here?
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Nope, in the original script the first victim was described as short with long black hair. The unfortunate at the train station is her proudly-proclaimed 'other half'. Chaucer swore he would eternally ridicule those who left him penniless and destitute and did so in his Canterbury Tales. Me? I take some small satisfaction in making my cheating ex and her BMW driving boyfriend the eternal victims in every story I write :) One good ting that came of all this is that she finally spurred me on to writing at long last (revenge is a terrible motive I'll grant you that, but a healthy one)
and by the time you see me next year, I'll be the 301st Spartan. I'm tired of looking like Oliver Reed in his final years :)
[Max Renn]
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2007-04-06 22:13:43 |
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Quick! Kiss me I'm Irish!...
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almost as good as me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnCVnmmpCqs ohhhh, rough eh? jusht the way your mother likesh it Trebek ;) [Max Renn]
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2007-03-28 06:35:15 |
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Quick! Kiss me I'm Irish!...
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Kimiko? My my there's someone I'd entirely forgotten about - the whole bursting into tears thing I could never really get used to, cosmopolitan as I am. You do realise you were one of only two people who ever knew that story? Your memory never fails to astonish me mistress, as does your magnificent figure which I miss leering at.
Kismet, definitely 
[Max Renn]
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2007-03-14 03:56:43 |
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Quick! Kiss me I'm Irish!...
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Awww thank you! Now all i have to do is get one of these beyond lazy people i live with to go out and get some for me....[xprincessxrenax]
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2007-03-11 15:24:03 |
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Quick! Kiss me I'm Irish!...
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I've been chasing girls (well, one) and generally misbehaving though my thoughts never stray far from you beloved mistress. Please come soon, aside from the fact I haven't stared down your top in ages, I haven't stared down your top in ages. There's also the matter of staring down your top...
[Max Renn]
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2007-03-07 05:55:38 |
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Bad Habit
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Come back Mistress, or I'll find a new one!!!
[Max Renn]
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2007-03-06 06:24:39 |
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Bad Habit
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Grass stains, gravel, it's all for love ;) [Max Renn]
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2007-02-13 16:18:25 |
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Bad Habit
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Yeeeeeeesh ;)
[Max Renn]
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2007-02-12 04:12:08 |
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Bad Habit
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Indeed, after I'm done with Marysa, I'll take care of you...
And as I recall, you were the one with grass stains on her knees ;)
[Max Renn]
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2007-02-10 07:10:58 |
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Bad Habit
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Mistress, I would never forget you :) Though your idea of a bedtime story would make even the angels blush ;) Now if you like, I can do it in the style of those dodgy novels we passed about as school...
His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity,
their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his
purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding
or in the words of Sean Connery
Hish shtrong manly handsh probbed evr'y crevish of her shilken femininity, their undulating bodiesh writhing in shenshual rhythm, ash he thrushed hish purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding...yeeeeeshh....
[Max Renn]
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2007-02-10 07:04:46 |
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Bad Habit
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So I was offline but now I'm back. Good to see that Max has been keeping you company. I can now add more detail to the psyche profile.[rogueproject]
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2007-02-07 19:33:58 |
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Bad Habit
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but I love the Sean Connery accent![belletearawa]
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2007-02-06 00:11:16 |
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Bad Habit
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Mistress, you've been gone far too long, for this is how such devotion is shown here these days:) Out of the shower is best when the skin is warm and essential oils can be massaged in much more easily.I will be only too happy to detail this and other such delights whenever you wish though I draw the line at doing it with a Sean Connery accent
[Max Renn]
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2007-02-05 09:36:19 |
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Bad Habit
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I model myself on Horatio Kane from CSI Miami to the point I've adopted his speech pattern.I bumped into Arnie Glausiusz a while back and he remarked that I was wearing exactly the same outfit I used to wear at RDP. Not the black shirt but the black top I took to wearing later though I don't wrap my trainers in gaffer tape anymore :)
Poison...yeah that was it. The scent of dill pickle from McDonalds...
[Max Renn]
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2007-02-01 04:10:50 |
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Bad Habit
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more than likely poison. That was during my CD faze. I'm now a YSL girl, although how long that will last I'm not sure. You of course where dressed in the ever standard of black - head to foot! With a better supply belt than Batmans! [belletearawa]
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2007-02-01 04:04:53 |
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Bad Habit
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Yes and the thought of the three of you on your knees inspires the same reaction now as it did then...*sigh* I have many fond memories of that night (not the party itself that was pretty dire) but the fact that you were every bit as fun as I'd imagined :) The zig-zag top? That was a thin little black one, thin like crepe that had three layers at the bottom, one slanting left right, one right left and the last below the belt going left right. Oddly enough, the very outfit you were wering the day we met. I don't recall the scent you wore but you used Pantene, I caught the scent. Memory is all I have Agent Starling :) [Max Renn]
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2007-02-01 03:56:51 |
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Bad Habit
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Besides, she doesn't need any force to persuade anything to go down her throat...
And while we're on the subject of that useless company, you do realise you were pretty much the only good thing about working in that place? Lol I still have fond memories of your zig-zag top :)
[Max Renn]
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2007-02-01 02:26:20 |
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Bad Habit
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Wonderful, now all I can do is think about the three of you kneeling in front of me and you sitting in my lap for the evening. I also do a mean karaoke if you remember. That was a fun night, Simon got drunk and told me I was fired about the time dinner began, he didn't realise until the third chorus of Bohemian Rhapsody he'd killed the mood (otherwise I'd have taken you and Kelli on your offer...the things you miss out on)
If it helps, Natalie makes us both look like fumbling teenagers :)
[Max Renn]
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2007-02-01 02:10:41 |
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Bad Habit
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Bad habits are hard to break, especially when they feel so good. I am currently trying to break my nightly munchies habit. Each night I tell myself I'll quit next week and next week becomes next month. On the odd night that I don't I'll reward myself with more the next day. In the end the only person who can quit is you but I'm guessing you know that already. [rogueproject]
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2007-01-31 17:59:16 |
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Bad Habit
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Yeah thats nearly impossible to only smoke like one cigarette every few days. You will smoke one, a few hours later something stressful might happen, then you will try to relieve your stress with a cigarette, and the addiction wins. I smoke. Your best bet is to throw them away unless you want to start again. If you want to start again thats cool too. Limiting yourself to one pack a month isn't going to keep you from getting addicted though. And its not any healthier then just having one once in a while. Like I said, I smoke, so I am not being a hypocrite.[caffeinefree]
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2007-01-31 07:22:15 |
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Bad Habit
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Oh no, you're not succumbing to the charms of messers benson & hedges are you? By the time you come back here you'll be on a pack a night. My faith is shaken mistress...
[Max Renn]
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2007-01-31 02:46:21 |
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I love the sun!
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Hi Belle, I am flattered that you would take time out to comment in my diary. Thank you! I notice how you and Max trade sparring words back and forth, makes for interesting reading, although I do think that children should be kept out of this particular comments room of yours, until you and Max have QUITE finished your discourse on, "the puppies." ( ) The weather in the Taranaki is beautiful and warm even though the mountain still has a little snow on top. I hope it'll be a Long Hot Summer, lasting into April!! Cheers Emmi [Mirene]
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2007-01-28 16:31:36 |
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I love the sun!
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You know I think I might have tried that drink a while back. It's nice and helps take the edge of the absinthe. Glad you like this new piece even though it's technically an old one. Next part coming up soon. I've spent the day hanging out with my brothers and generally doing nothing of any importance. I know what you're thinking but I happen to be very active at times. Obviously not for long periods of time and I'll usually moan about it but active is active.[rogueproject]
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2007-01-28 12:23:10 |
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I love the sun!
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Oh no, I fully intend to unleash them this time instead of gazing helplessly at them, the promise of the tops has me quivering in anticipation (I suppose we're cousins in a Tim Curry Susan Sarandon kind of way though who is who I leave to you). The lovely Natalie is a sweet friend of mine who'd very much like to meet you - after all, anyone who can claim me as a servant needs to be someone exceptional. Which you are, my mistress :)
That, and the fact you beat me up for my lunch money ;)
[Max Renn]
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2007-01-27 18:57:09 |
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I love the sun!
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Slave, you make me giggle! Looking forward to seeing you again - and I'll wear my tit-tops to provide you with easy access to view the puppies! I'm glad there is no reason to be jealous of Natalie, and look forward to your continued worship. As for the tree - it will be burnt with much pomp & ceremony! Mistress [belletearawa]
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2007-01-27 18:05:32 |
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I love the sun!
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You lucky thing - I just hate the cold - hence my plans to follow the sun - and party hard![belletearawa]
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2007-01-27 16:59:17 |
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I love the sun!
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Despite the impure thoughts I had looking down your blouse every chance I could get I still think of you as family (even if it's the one banished to the Wastelands) so it's nice to be remembered by your mum. I'm no longer working on assignment so I'll have much more time to spend with you as I've gotten nights and weekends off. Plus I've taken to calling in sick whenever I need a day off which is when I please :) and since you've been gone I've found a few nice places to while away the afternoon. And I can't believe you're jealous of Natalie ;)
Worship will be offered in the usual fashion oh voluptuous one :)
Now I must allow you to attend to the trees - they're for sacrifice aren't they?
[Max Renn]
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2007-01-27 16:58:28 |
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All I want for Christmas...
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Greetings most beloved Mistress. I was pleased and surprised you thought of me by sending me a calender rreminding me to worship more often si I come before you penitant and crave your indulgence. I have to admit, I had wondered what you would have done to my traitorous ex (or as Natalie calls her 'hoebag') had you remained here. Mind you, if you'd met her you'd either have warned me off or she'd have thought twice for fear of being skinned alive by you. Ah mistress, will you really be coming back? If so, we have a lot to catch up on and I have to show you what you've missed :) Can I tempt you to stay? [Max Renn]
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2007-01-23 06:47:26 |
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All I want for Christmas...
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I have sworn off all manner of drink after last tuesday. I am a changed man. Thursday doesn't count because I was acting as a wingman. Nor does Friday, it was a social gathering and no songs were sung. Tomorrow will be another sober day mostly but there is that friend who wanted to drown his sorrows. You know, being this helpful is demanding work.[rogueproject]
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2006-12-19 21:43:46 |
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All I want for Christmas...
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Why is it whenever I'm in your company I wind up sniggering like Butthead?[Max Renn]
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2006-12-19 10:13:32 |
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... A New Hope
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Talented? Mistress you flatter me :) Come back to London where you belong and we will entertain you as long as you wish. Come back, come back and receive slavish obediance...[Max Renn]
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2006-11-18 08:57:02 |
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... A New Hope
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Naturally I am fiercely proud of you. Mind you given the years of servitude to you I couldn't be anything less could I? Ah, the life of mindless worship...come back to me mistress and allow me to lay a little protocol on you. I am very much looking forward to the day you come back to the penal colony that I may resume my endless adoration and seductive Sean Connery voice...yesh, very shexy I must shay *raise eyebrow here* And stop encouraging Barney (as in the Simpsons which naturally makes me Chief Wiggum) to revel in his magnificent thirst. Jeremy Irons has never forgiven me for the last encounter... [Max Renn]
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2006-11-17 04:32:51 |
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... A New Hope
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I personally don't drink much, and only after 5pm. (its a good thing that the world is round and it's usually 5pm somewhere in the world). As for the pony...did I say it was a horse???? No I didn't, so I'm keeping the pony! [belletearawa]
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2006-11-16 23:58:50 |
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... A New Hope
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Personally I'll take the money and veto the pony (childhood stuff. Very dull). As for the drinks I may have to pass on that one (Max stop laughing!) since I'm now alot more sober on a regular basis. Well apart from the occassional Wednesday. Ok Friday's but that's after playing Badminton so that doesn't really count. Now and again on a Saturday but that's really for show. Manchester is practically a different timezone and therefore the usual drinking rules don't apply. So when you think about it I don't really have a need for a new roostertail but I have written the ingredients down merely as a social gesture.[rogueproject]
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2006-11-12 16:10:30 |
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Don't you just hate it...
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Land of the dead. It's fun lets john and dennis enjoy themselves on screen. All there is too it.[rogueproject]
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2006-11-05 20:20:01 |
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Don't you just hate it...
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I concede your point about Dennis & John - they are great actors and did have some good lines, however the fact that I got hungry not squeemish says a lot!!! mmmm black pudding anyone? I'm sticking with the C-Grade rating! I will however fight you over your "The Fast & The Furious" rating - it was worth at least a B- simply for having Vin Diesel in it and looking fab! (Girl point system!) Mistress [belletearawa]
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2006-10-31 00:02:34 |
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Don't you just hate it...
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What are Paris Hilton movies rated? Such a thing as Z-rated movies????? [somthinboutmary]
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2006-10-30 12:02:19 |
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Don't you just hate it...
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Land of the Dead is magnificent, at the very least a B grade...any film where Dennis Hopper chews the scenery is always entertaining. John Leguizamo has always been a great actor (why else would Baz Luhrmann use him?) and any film involving zombies is worth watching. C grade is reserved for anything involving the words 'Fast' and 'Furious' in the title... worship etc.. [Max Renn]
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2006-10-30 05:52:52 |
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hmmm... a new beginning
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Welcome to the neighbourhood, such as it is. Any friend of Max's is usually a film buff, pursues criminal activities or has a recurring drink problem. I'm not at liberty to say which camp I fall into. Keep unpluging the brain on the net and to hell with the shrinks! [rogueproject]
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2006-10-29 19:30:28 |
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hmmm... a new beginning
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Ah, now here's a woman who'll fillet and skin any unprepared man within her sight. Hall & Oates wrote a song about her called 'Maneater'. As my girlfriend pointed out last night, I have two mistresses to serve now. ... *sigh* ... Anyhoo, welcome back! I'm looking forward to seeing you unleashed upon the Internet J
[Max Renn]
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2005-04-22 02:22:12 |
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